(via rosysilhouettes, dgoody)
No Kobe. I don’t care who you think you are but you are NOT MJ and you never will be. You’re a great player playing in an era of many players just as good and capable as you, maybe moreso. Certainly players who have more finesse than you do. You CAN’T be MJ, it doesn’t work that way. Enjoy your fucking ring.
Besides in this photo MJ looks like he’s about to choke a bitch for laying a hand on his awesome self, whereas Kobe looks like he’s getting groped and likes it.
(side note: I don’t really hate Kobe, but I can’t really emphasize just how bad I wanted the Celts to win)